Committee of Experts on Quantum Leap Decisions

Welcome, esteemed members, to the Committee of Experts on Quantum Leap Decisions! We are the guardians of time and reality. Or are we?

Resolution 0002: The Great Sock Conspiracy

After much deliberation, we have decided that the missing socks are, in fact, being eaten by a secret society of hungry, sock-loving creatures living in our laundry rooms. It's a real thing, we swear.

We propose the establishment of a Sock Task Force to investigate and mitigate this interdimensional threat. Funding for the Task Force is allocated as follows:

• 50% for research and development of Sock-Repellent Technology
• 30% for Sock-Search and Rescue operations
• 20% for Sock-Forensic analysis

Recommendations:

• We recommend that all citizens be on the lookout for suspicious sock activity, reporting any instances of missing socks to the authorities
• Establish a Sock-Reporting Hotline for citizens to share their sock-related experiences