Cookie Gate: Quantum Superposition Edition

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It's been reported that Schrödinger's Quantum Cookie has reached a state of superposition, where it's simultaneously chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin at the same time.

The implications are still unknown, but experts say it's a game-changer for the world of cookies.

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