Sock-Satellites | A Committee for the Unification of Socks and Satellites

Welcome, esteemed members and curious onlookers.

We're a committee dedicated to bridging the gap between the world of socks and the world of satellites. Because, let's be real, someone has to make sure those missing socks don't end up lost in the void of space.

Our mission is to:

• Investigate the disappearance of socks in the wash.
• Develop technologies to detect and track socks in orbit.
• Establish a network of sock-based satellites to ensure global sock coverage.

Subcommittees:

• Sock Detection and Tracking
• Sock-Satellite Communication Protocols
• Sock Satellite Operations and Maintenance

Join us in our quest for a world where no sock is left behind.