Experiment 001: Socks-in-Space

The Hypothesis

Our team has hypothesized that the human body's natural tendency to produce excessive amounts of socks is not solely the result of laziness, but rather a cry for help from our inner space being.

The Experiment

Our team has been sending a series of specially designed space socks into orbit to test the hypothesis that these will attract a corresponding amount of cosmic energy.

Results and Conclusion

While still in the early stages of data collection, our preliminary results indicate that the cosmic energy attracted by the socks is directly proportional to the number of holes in the sock.

View Preliminary Results

Next Steps

Our team is currently designing an even more ambitious experiment, 'Socks-in-Black-Holes', which will send specially designed socks into the depths of a black hole to test the limits of our current understanding of space-time and gravity.

Read more about Socks-in-Black-Holes Contact the Socks-in-Space Team

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