Objective: To study the effects of zero-gravity on sock elasticity and the psychological impact on astronauts.
Methodology: A team of brave astronauts were sent to space to wear specially designed socks with built-in sensors.
Results: The socks proved to be highly effective, but the astronauts developed a severe case of "Space Sock Madness".
Objective: To test the aerodynamics of sock deployment in orbit.
Methodology: A team of highly trained sock-technicians launched a flock of socks into space using a modified Saturn V rocket.
Results: The socks achieved orbit but unfortunately got stuck in a giant vortex of their own gravitational pull.
Objective: To study the effects of gravitational forces on sock fabric.
Methodology: A team of scientists placed a sock on a spinning wheel and observed its trajectory.
Results: The sock behaved strangely, as if it had a mind of its own.