The Committee on the Future of Prophets

We're a committee of experts in the field of prophesying. Our job is to predict the future, but let's be real, we're not always right. Like, 50% of the time, we're wrong. But hey, at least we're consistent!

Our current projects include:

• Developing a new method for predicting the exact date of the apocalypse
• Creating a social media campaign to promote the importance of being prepared for the end of the world
• Investigating the connection between pineapple pizza and the rise of the machines