Traffic School 3000: Where the Rules are Made Up

Course Catalog

Course Description

At Traffic School 3000, we offer a comprehensive range of courses designed to teach you the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Course Schedule

• Doing the Basics (MWF, 9:00-5:00)
• Advanced Theory of Doing Nothing (T/Th, 9:00-5:00)
• Practical Applications of Doing Nothing (MWF, 9:00-5:00)

Frequently Asked Questions (or Not)

• Q: Will I actually learn anything here?
• A: Nope.
• Q: Will I get a certificate upon completion?
• A: A certificate that's actually just a printout of our logo.