The Committee for the Utterly Unambitious

We're a group of highly trained professionals who have mastered the art of doing nothing.

Our motto is "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy."

Our members are experts in the fields of:

• Procrastination
• Browsing cat videos on the internet
• Eating Cheetos
• Napping

Subcommittees

Our subcommittees include:

• Nap Strategies
• Procrastination Techniques
• Snack Food Research