Reports

This is the report archive of the Waste of Time Committee, where we document our countless hours spent on frivolous activities.

Meeting 1: Coffee Machine Maintenance

We spent 4 hours discussing the optimal coffee-to-water ratio in our office coffee machine.

Recommendation: 1:10 is the new 1:1.

We spent 6 hours arguing over the merits of paperclips as a desk toy.

Conclusion: Paperclips are a distraction, but also kind of cool.

We spent 8 hours trying to figure out who ate all the socks.

Conclusion: It was probably the cat.