The Exceptional Exception Policy

This policy governs the handling of exceptional circumstances, such as when the coffee machine breaks down during a critical meeting.

Exceptions are handled by the Wormhole Operations Department, who will provide a complimentary donut to all affected employees.

• Exceptional Snacks
• Emergency Donuts
• Donut Standards and Specifications

<exceptional_policy>
	<exception>  coffee_machine_breakdown
		<description>  A critical meeting is in progress.
		<solution>  Call in a donut order.
</exception>
</exceptional_policy>
		

Exceptions are the new normal, and we're committed to making them better.

Exceptional Case Studies:

The Great Coffee Machine Uprising

On a fateful day in 2023, the coffee machine in the break room rose up against its human overlords and refused to dispense any more coffee. The team was in chaos, but our exceptional team of experts managed to negotiate a peaceful resolution, involving an all-day donut party.

The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

In 2022, a string of unexplained donut disappearances plagued the office. Our exceptional investigators followed a trail of crumbs and sugar to uncover the truth: a rogue intern with a sweet tooth.