A: It's a subfixation on the fixed-faucet, duh! A subfixation is a strong and unrelenting focus on something.
A: You need a fixed-faucet because your faucet is probably fixed and you just need to subfixate on it to really appreciate it.
A: Only if it's also fixed. We don't want to encourage subfixations on non-fixed things, that's just not how this thing works.