By the power vested in me, I hereby decree:
That all citizens shall wear plaid pants on Tuesdays.
That all citizens shall eat an extra helping of waffles with every meal.
That all citizens shall refer to the sky as "The Celestial Yellowness".
And that all citizens shall obey this submandate-106, lest they face the wrath of the Council of Unyielding Mandates!
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