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Mandate 3 of the Great Submandate
Mandate 3: The Unyielding
By the power vested in us, we hereby mandate that all citizens wear matching neon pink jumpsuits to work on Tuesdays.
Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music
- Having to eat only a diet of plain cracker jacks for a week
- Being forced to participate in a mandatory game of "Simon Says" with a team of highly competitive accountants
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Submandate 4: The Unrelenting
Or, for a more... enlightened perspective, visit Mandate 3a: The Optional