By decree of the Supreme Mandate Officer, all citizens of the realm are hereby required to don matching sock puppets for all public appearances.
Reason 1: Increased visibility for emergency services. Reason 2: Enhanced social cohesion through shared cultural identity. Reason 3: To prevent the scourge of solo sock-wearing.
Implementation begins immediately. Failure to comply will result in mandatory reeducation camps.
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