Warning: Submandate Council not responsible for any lost moustaches, sanity, or good humor.
By order of the Submandate Council, all citizens are required to sport a majestic moustache. Failure to comply will result in fines, penalties, and possibly even a spot of tea.
Learn more about Mandate Mandatory Moustache Regulations.
By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all forms must be filled out in triplicate, with at least 3x the number of X's required.
Read the Bureaucratic Bureaucratic Regulations for more information.
By decree, all citizens are required to laugh at our jokes for at least 5 minutes, or face the consequences.
Learn more about Mandatory Mirth Regulations.
Warning: Submandate Council not responsible for any lost moustaches, sanity, or good humor.