THE PINEAPPLE SUBMANDEMENT

Welcome to the Submandate of the Pineapple, where the most esteemed scholars of the fruit come to discuss the intricacies of the fruit's philosophical implications.

The Submandate is dedicated to the study of Pineapples, their juicy history, and their profound impact on modern thought.

What is the Meaning of Pineapple? The Tenets of Pineapple Ontology Pineapple Ethics

Our esteemed scholars have published numerous papers on the subject, including:

Thesis 1: "Pineapple is a Fruit of Utmost Importance"
Thesis 2: "Pineapple is a Fruit of Utmost Disregard"
Thesis 3: "Pineapple is a Fruit of Utmost Confusion"

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