Mandrake Root Jitsu 101: The Art of Extreme Root Growth

Welcome, young mandrake warriors! Today, we will delve into the ancient art of growing mandrakes to extreme lengths. But be warned: this is not for the faint of heart.

Module 1: The Fundamentals

Lesson 1: Selecting the Right Soil

First, you'll need to choose a soil that's rich in nutrients. We recommend a good, old-fashioned compost heap.

Learn more about compost heaps A picture of a compost heap, but it's actually just a picture of a dumpster

Module 2: Watering Your Mandrake

Lesson 2: How to Water a Mandrake Without Drowning

Don't drown your mandrake in the water, you'll just end up with a soggy mess.

Read about the dangers of overwatering

Module 3: The Art of Pruning

Lesson 3: When to Prune Your Mandrake for Maximum Growth

Prune your mandrake regularly to encourage new growth. Don't worry, it won't hurt the mandrake (much).

Learn more about pruning Back to Module 2: Watering Your Mandrake Next Module: The Dark Arts of Mandrake Maintenance Back to the Mandrake Root Jitsu index