Submandates: Where the Wild Things Are

In this advanced edition, we're getting weird. Submandates as a Service is now live, and we're talking about the really weird stuff. From Quantum Flavor Oscillation to Mandate Mutation Symptoms, we're covering it all.

But wait, there's more! Our Submandate Simulation 2022 is now available, where you can predict with certainty that the apocalypse will come, but only after you buy more Mandate Munchies.

Don't say we didn't warn you. Submandate Safety Guidelines are available for the faint of heart.

Now, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try out our Submandate Simulator and see if you can survive the Submandate Apocalypse.

And, because we're a responsible submandate service, we're also offering Submandate Support, because you know, in case you need help not being a submandate.

Disclaimer

Submandates are not actually real things. Or are they?

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