Submandates: Chronograph

Welcome to the Submandate Chronograph, where time is relative, and so are our standards.

We're currently experiencing a temporal rift, causing all our clocks to run backwards.

Please do not attempt to adjust the clocks, as it may cause a paradox.

Instead, try our:

Paradoxical Pasta Nightmares

Or, if you're feeling brave:

Time Traveling Tales of Desperation