Submandates: The Club for the Unapologetically Obscure

Welcome to the Submandates Club, where the art of being obscure is taken very seriously. Our motto? "We're not just obscure, we're submandate-ly obscure."

We're a secret society of individuals who take pride in being the most enigmatic, the most enshrouded, and the most bewilderingly obscure. Our members include:

• Gertrude the Unyielding
• The Shadowy Figure
• Boris the Baffling

Want to join us? It's easy! Just click here to download our membership application form. Learn more about our membership benefits.

We're not just a club, we're a lifestyle. And if you don't like it, well, that's okay too. We'll just add you to our list of people we're not talking about.