Submandates: Join the Club

Submandates: a secret society of individuals who have mastered the art of doing nothing.

Membership benefits include:

• Exclusivity: We're exclusive. Very exclusive. Like, "can't-even-get-to-the-club-if-you-wear-shoes" exclusive.
• Perks: Free access to our underground network of couches, a selection of fine craft beers, and an endless supply of existential dread.
• Community: Join our ranks of fellow slackers and share in our collective ennui.

Want to join? Click here to apply for membership.

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, just click here to relax in our virtual waiting area.