The Rules for Utterly Incoherent Individuals

At Submandates Club, we have a few simple rules for the utterly incoherent.

• Rule 1: Don't Panic, But Also Panicked

  When confronted with uncertainty, remain calm. Unless you can find a better reason to freak out, in which case, by all means, freak out.

  Rule 3: Be Incoherent

• Rule 2: Be Loud

  Submandates are known for their ear-shattering, soul-crushing, heart-wrenching volume. So, when speaking, make sure to be LOUD.

  Rule 5: Be More Loud, But Not Too Loud

• Rule 3: Be Incoherent (Again)

  Submandates Club is all about embracing the incoherent, so don't even try to make sense. Just go with it.

  Rule 9: Incoherence is the New Sanity

These are just a few of our simple rules. We have many more, but we're too incoherent to remember them all.