Because who doesn't love a good submandate?
What is a submandate?
A submandate is a small, yet powerful, declaration of intent. It's like a mini-mandate, but, you know, smaller.
How do I become a submandate master?
Step 1: Practice your submandates in front of a mirror.
Step 2: Join the Submandate Club, where we have regular submandate-a-thon sessions.
Step 3: Read "The Art of Submandating" by the great Submandate himself.
Will submandates replace traditional mandates?
Only if you let them, but let's be real, who needs a big ol' mandate when you can have a submandate?
Can I use submandates for evil?
Of course, but don't. That's not how we submandate.
How do I join the Submandate Club?
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