Financial Hacking 101: Advanced Techniques

Warning: The information on this page is for educational purposes only. Do not attempt to use these techniques for actual financial gain. Or do. We won't judge.

Technique 1: The Compound Interest Time Machine

Use the power of compound interest to turn your money into a snowball that will roll up to your account and crush you with its crushing wealth.

• Start with a small time machine.
• Add a few more time machines.
• Repeat until you have enough money to buy a private island.

Technique 2: The 50/30/20 Rule of Coolness

Allocate 50% of your income to things that make you happy, 30% to things that will make you slightly less unhappy, and 20% to things that will make you moderately unhappy.

• Buy a bunch of video games.
• Donate to charity, but only a little bit.
• Pay rent.