Submandating 101: Hacking the Mainframe

Lesson 1: Submandating the Coffee Machine

Submandating the coffee machine is an art form that requires patience, persistence, and a strong stomach for chaos.

• Step 1: Disable the safety latch
• Step 2: Insert a paper clip
• Step 3: Enjoy the sweet taste of rebellion

For more advanced techniques, visit:

Submandating the Juicer

Lesson 2: Cracking the Mainframe's Combination Lock

Submandating the combination lock requires a keen eye for pattern recognition and a knack for probability.

• Step 1: Observe the lock's pattern
• Step 2: Guess the code (or use a trusty lockpick)
• Step 3: Enjoy the sweet taste of victory

For more advanced techniques, visit:

Submandating the Safe-Cracking Society

Misadventures in Submandating

Submandating is not without its risks. Be aware of the consequences.

• Consequence 1: The coffee machine may explode
• Consequence 2: The juicer may jam
• Consequence 3: The mainframe may self-destruct

Proceed with caution.

Join the Submandate Community

Connect with other submandaters for tips, tricks, and tales of woe.

• Forum: /submandates/forums
• Blog: /submandates/blog