Welcome to Submandates, where we teach you the art of hacking, but not the kind that's actually legal or safe. Like, at all. Our motto: "If at first you don't succeed, call a real hacker."
Tip 1: Use the power of Dreaded Motherboards to unlock the secrets of your kitchen appliances.
Tip 2: Learn the ancient art of Sandwich Cooking to get the best results in the neighborhood.
Tip 3: Master the art of Slow-Mo Hacking to turn your laundry into the most epic battles in history.