The Most Overly Unsophisticated Zero-Day Exploit Ever

A pathetically simple, laughably complex, and utterly useless attempt at creating a zero-day exploit. Because who needs actual security, right?

Here are some hilariously bad ideas for exploiting your favorite websites:

• 1. Use a script that slowly loads a 10 GB image of cat pictures.
• 2. Try to guess a user's password by typing it 10 times faster than they can.
• 3. Create a fake login page that looks almost exactly like the real one, but with a slightly different font.

These are just a few of the many, many ways you can attempt to break into your favorite websites. Good luck, and don't get caught!

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