Mandate 1: A decree from the Council of Unrelenting Bureaucracy, requiring all citizens to wear plaid on Tuesdays.
Because the Council of Unrelenting Bureaucracy said so. Don't question it, just wear it.
You will be fined. A lot. In plaid. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Consult our Plaid Meter, but let's be real, you're not.
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