FAQ for Mandate 1

What is Mandate 1?

Mandate 1: A decree from the Council of Unrelenting Bureaucracy, requiring all citizens to wear plaid on Tuesdays.

Why do I have to wear plaid on Tuesdays?

Because the Council of Unrelenting Bureaucracy said so. Don't question it, just wear it.

What if I don't have any plaid?

You will be fined. A lot. In plaid. Don't say we didn't warn you.

How do I know if I'm wearing enough plaid?

Consult our Plaid Meter, but let's be real, you're not.

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