MANDATE 105: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

TO DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

A comprehensive guide for individuals who refuse to be productive.

CHAPTER 1: THE ART OF PROCASTING

Learn the ancient art of doing nothing in style. From the basics of procasting to advanced techniques, this chapter has it all.

CHAPTER 2: THE SCIENCE OF SNOOZING

Understand the physics behind a good nap and how to apply it to your daily routine.

CHAPTER 3: THE SPORT OF DOING NOTHING

Get ready to compete in the extreme sport of doing nothing. Learn the rules, the strategies, and the necessary gear.

Remember, you are not lazy, you are simply conserving energy.