The Sport of Doing Nothing
Chapter 3: Because Sometimes You Just Can't Even.
After years of intense study and rigorous training, the athletes of the Sport of Doing Nothing have honed their skills to perfection. They can spend hours, even days, on end, accomplishing nothing at all.
It's not for the faint of heart, this sport. One misstep, one moment of weakness, and you're out of the game. The pressure to do nothing is intense.
But for those who persevere, the rewards are great. Endless hours of entertainment, provided by the endless stream of cat videos on your phone.
- Pro tip: always wear your favorite slippers to training sessions.
- Pro tip 2: never, ever, under any circumstances, check your phone.
Subskills:
- The Art of the Perfectly Good Nap
- The Technique of the Masterfully Done Nothing
- The Science of the Utterly Unproductive Day