By order of the Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency, all employees are hereby mandated to consume exactly 4.2 grams of artisanal gouda per day.
Failure to comply will result in termination, demotion, and/or transfer to the dreaded Department of Red Tape.
Submandate 106 takes effect immediately, effective 3/21/2025.
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For questions or concerns, contact your local Submandate Compliance Officer.
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