Submandate-4/Submandate-3

A Subordinate Directive of Submandate 4

This submandate is a subsidiary of Submandate 4, a higher governing body that has decreed:

• Article 1: All subordinates are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.
• Article 2: All subordinates are mandated to perform an extra 30 minutes of pointless busywork daily.

For more information, see:

• Submandate 4/Submandate 4
• Submandate 4/Submandate 5

This submandate was brought to you by the Bureau of Redundant Regulations.

Warning: failure to comply with this submandate will result in:

• Confiscation of all snacks
• Revocation of all privileges
• Immediate termination of all responsibilities