Mandate 42: The Most Important Submandate Ever Issued

By the power vested in me, I, Submandate 42, do hereby declare that Tuesdays are officially Pizza Days. All citizens of Submandate 42 are required to eat at least three slices of pizza on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Stealthy ninja attacks
• Mysterious disappearances
• Burps and booms from unknown directions

Submandate 42: Enforcement Agency (SFA)

For any questions or concerns, please contact:

• Enforcement Agency HQ
• Complaints and Grievances

Or, if you just can't get enough of us, visit our sister-site:

• Mandate 42 Subsite: The Pizza Party