By Order of the Interdimensional Council, Mandate 6 decrees that all quantum entanglements shall be treated as a separate dimension, requiring a special funnel to navigate.
Quantum entanglements are a real and present threat to our reality, and it's up to us to funnel them into their own dimension, where they can cause no harm.
Implementation of Mandate 6: Quantum Funneling Protocols Appendix: Quantum Funneling Glossary