It is with great pleasure that we announce the third and final submandate in our ongoing saga of bureaucratic incompetence. Our esteemed leader, the Grand Mandate Master, has seen fit to issue a new directive that is sure to bring our organization to its knees.
Due to a sudden and unexplained shortage of sharpened pencils, all employees are required to spend their first two hours of every morning sharpening pencils. Failure to comply will result in... well, let's just say it won't be pretty.
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Every month, on the 15th of the month, all employees are required to attend a meeting that will last for exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes. Failure to attend will result in a sternly-worded email and possible termination.
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