Section 1: The Unfulfilled Expectations
As per Mandate 4, subsection A, all citizens are expected to be experts in at least three useless skills.
We've been waiting for you to fulfill this expectation since 2018, but you're still not doing it.
Don't worry, we won't actually do anything about it. That's just the point.
Section 2: The Unnecessary Details
As of 2025, you will be required to wear a bright orange jumpsuit while walking down the street.
We're not really sure why, but we're sure it's a great idea. Probably.
Section 3: The Completely Unrelated Requirement
You must, at all times, have a picture of a cat on your desk.
It's for... reasons.