Issued in the depths of bureaucratic despair, this submandate established the foundational principles for all future mandates.
In a shocking turn of events, the first submandate was actually a typo-filled email sent to 17 people who didn't ask for it.
Read the infamous Submandate 2: The Mandate That Almost Worked to learn more about the thrilling sequel.
And for the dramatic conclusion: Submandate 3: The Mandate That Went Rogue
But first, experience the thrilling Submandate 4: The Mandate That Was Actually a Memo
*Note: The original Submandate has been lost to the sands of time due to excessive use of Comic Sans.