In a shocking turn of events, the Submandate 4 committee has been forced to admit that their previous three mandates were, in fact, complete and utter failures.
It turns out that the previous three mandates were not only ineffective, but they were also really, really expensive. Like, "we-spent-all-our-budget-on-a-bunch-of-unicorns" expensive.
But fear not, dear citizens, for Submandate 4 is here! And it's going to be even more of a disaster than the last three.
Learn more about the previous three mandates and how they were all a big pile of garbage.
View the full Submandate 4 plan, complete with pie-in-the-sky promises and unrealistic deadlines.