MANDATE GAG 1: "The Great Sock Puppet Insurrection"

In a world where socks have finally gained consciousness, they're not pleased about being lost in the washing machine.

The Sock Puppets, a group of highly organized and determined footwear, have risen up against their human overlords.

Led by the fearless General Sockworth, the Sock Puppets are demanding better laundry practices, an end to the horrors of the dryer, and an immediate halt to the practice of "matching".

But as the Sock Puppets fight for their rights, they're also dealing with internal conflicts: between those who advocate for a soft and cuddly approach, and those who prefer a more militant, hole-y approach.

Will the Sock Puppets succeed in their revolution, or will they be reduced to mere footnotes in history?

Read Mandate Gag 2: "The Great Sock Puppet Uprising" to find out.