MANDATE GRAMS 4: THE REVOLVING DOCTRINE

Here lies the latest and greatest in bureaucratic red tape. Browse our catalog of edicts and regulations:

Mandate 1: THE FINE FOR NON-COMPLIANCE

Don't get caught without our approval! Learn about the hefty fines for non-compliance with our esteemed regulations.

Mandate 2: THE RIGHT TO BE HEARD (NOT REALLY)

Find out how to submit your concerns and have them utterly disregarded by our panel of experts.

Mandate 4a: SUB-MANDATE: THE RIGHT TO SILENCE

A sub-mandate so subtle, it's practically invisible. Learn how to invoke your right to say nothing at all.

Mandate 4b: SUB-MANDATE: THE RIGHT TO BE IGNORED

A sub-mandate so delicate, it's like a whisper in the wind. Find out how to make your concerns disappear like a ghost in the machine.

And that's not all! Explore more Mandates to see what other bureaucratic wonders await.