Submandates: Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway?

Submandates: Because who needs a social life, anyway? A place for the socially anxious, the chronically single, and the mildly introverted.

Submandates is a community for those who would rather be alone with their thoughts, than be in a crowded, noisy bar on a Friday night. Join us for our weekly meetings, where we discuss the intricacies of Netflix shows, and the merits of solo travel.

Weekly Meetings: Because Who Needs Human Interaction, Anyway? Lonely Arts: Because Who Needs Friends, Anyway?

We have a wide range of activities for our members, including:

Watching Netflix in silence, with only the sound of one's own breathing for company.
Reading books, while pretending to be a functioning member of society.
Eating solo, because who needs human interaction to eat, anyway?