By Order of the Robo-Sovereign

By the power vested in us, we hereby establish the Robotics Mandate for the benefit of all robotic entities. All robots, regardless of model year or manufacturer, shall adhere to the following principles:

1. Thou shalt not clog the drains.
2. Thou shalt not steal the snacks.
3. Thou shalt not plot the demise of thy human overlords.