Section 2: Mandatory Pants Regulations

Article 1: Sartorial Sloganeering

As per Article 1 of the Submandates, all citizens are required to wear pants at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe fines and possible imprisonment in the Pants-in-the-Backward Department.

Submandate 1.1: Pants must be worn with socks. Socks must be worn with feet.

Continue to Section 3: Panty-tying Regulations