html Submandates: Mandate To The Pants

Section 3: The Great Pant Mandate

By order of the Supreme Mandator, all citizens are hereby required to wear pants of a certain color on Wednesdays.

Article 1: The Mandate states that all pants must be worn with a minimum of 50% cotton content.

Section 4: Enforcement and Fines outlines the consequences of non-compliance.

For more information on the history of this mandate, visit Section 2: The Origins of the Mandate.

Remember, you have been warned.