By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Caffeine Empire, all subjects are hereby mandated to drink a minimum of 5 cups of coffee per day. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Acknowledgment of the Mandate is not required, but it is strongly advised. To confirm, please click on the link below:
Remember, subjects: We are watching you.
Click here for Mandate 3: The Mandatory Use of Exclamation Marks for more information.
Click here for Mandate 4: The Unavoidable Fate of the Commute for more information.
Click here for Mandate 5: The Mandatory Use of Sarcasm in all Written Communication for more information.
Click here for Mandate 6: The Unrelenting Quest for more Coffee (this one) for more information.