Section 3: The Unapologetic Uprising
Welcome, comrades, to Section 3 of the Submandates manifesto. Here, we find the most radical and unapologetic expressions of our collective disdain for the mundane and the banal.
Article 1: The Inadequacy of Pajamas
Pajamas are not a legitimate form of clothing. They are a crutch for the weak-minded, a cop-out for the uninspired. It's time to shed the softness and take the leap into the unknown.
Readประก MoreArticle 2: The Futility of Fidgeting
Fidgeting is not a viable form of productivity. It's a distraction, a crutch, a desperate attempt to avoid the crushing ennui of modern life. We must reject this false comfort and forge ahead with purpose.
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