MEMO-GATE 2023-1: The Year of the Great Scone

By order of the Ministry of Scone Affairs, we are pleased to announce the official start of the Great Scone Year.

As of January 1, 2023, all citizens are required to consume at least 3 scones per week. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

For more information, please see MEMO-GATE 2023-2: The Scone-ification of Society or MEMO-GATE 2023-3: A Scone in the Eye of a Bureaucratic Machine.

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