Submandates Mind Control Agents

Brain-Computer Interfacing Methods

Our team of expert Submandate Agents uses advanced brain-computer interface technology to connect your mind to our servers. This allows us to monitor your every thought, desire, and fantasy.

Our methods include:

• Implantable Mind Chips: Tiny, surgically implanted devices that read and control your brain signals
• Mind Hacking Drugs: Chemicals that alter your perception and make you more receptive to our control
• Neuro-Electrode Insertion: Invasive electrodes that directly read and stimulate your brain activity

Our services include:

• Mind Control as a Service: Rent our agents for a day, a week, or a month to control your friends, family, or coworkers
• Brain-Computer Gaming: Compete with our agents for the highest score in our virtual reality arena
• Remote Mind Control: Control your enemies from the comfort of our server room

Don't worry, our methods are completely safe and non-invasive... until they're not.