Q: What is a telepathic probe?
A: It's a device that reads your thoughts, duh.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Mostly. We have a 5% chance of brain damage, but that's just a minor side effect.
Q: Can I use it to control others' minds?
A: No, that's just a myth. We're not that evil. Yet.
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