That all users of this esteemed server wear only the finest, most extravagant socks. Any attempts to wear plebeian footwear shall be met with severe penalties.
Further, I decree that the color pink be used in all its forms, from pastel to hot magenta, to represent the majesty and wonder of the Submandate.
Sec. 1: All users shall wear socks that exceed 10 inches in length, lest they face the wrath of the Mandator.
Sec. 2: Any sock not meeting the specified standards shall be subject to confiscation and/or forced viewing of reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'.
Sec. 3: Repeal of this section shall not be considered a valid excuse for wearing plebeian socks.
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